he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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