Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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