Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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