I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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