I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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