Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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