Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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