Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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