that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My dick has a subreddit
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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