On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
