Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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