I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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