were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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