I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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