its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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