when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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