i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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