Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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