Do you still have your period?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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