Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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