Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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