No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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