since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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