Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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