Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
