that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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