Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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