Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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