3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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