Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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