WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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