Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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