hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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