Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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