I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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