don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This is my gift to your gina
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