This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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