where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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