suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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