I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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