And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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