You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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