Can Purell be used as lube?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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