All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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