Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
