I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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