So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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