You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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