like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
sex in a hospital.. check
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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