The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
