i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
A+ Viking dick
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