real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
