he wants to bone in the snuggie
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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