Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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