Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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