Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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