1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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